Favorite VH1 or MTV reality show
Gerry Vaillancourt, radio analyst: Jersey Shore. Those kids are a riot
Ashley, Honeybee: Jersey Shore, it’ll change your life
Ashlie, Honeybee: Tool Academy; however, Jersey Shore is slowly catching up to it
Tina, Honeybee: The Fabulous Life on VH1
Sandi, Used to Bee: America’s Best Dance Crew
Savannah, Stinger: Teen Cribs

If I had a daughter who were dating Flavor Flav, I’d…
Gerry Vaillancourt: Do my Christopher Walken imitation. I’d be telling (Flavor Flav) why he really doesn’t want to date her anymore. He’d get the message
Ashley: Ground her for life
Ashlie: Die
Tina: Invite him over for an arsenic dinner party
Sandi: Have her committed
Savannah: Die, but I’m only 10 years old

Sport I would beat Shaq in
Gerry Vaillancourt: Free throw shooting, darts, martial arts, wrestling, boxing, gator crawling
Ashley: Maybe dancing, but that’s not even a sure bet!
Ashlie: Definitely golf… Shaq doesn’t have anything on me
Tina: Shoe-tying contest
Sandi: Dancing
Savannah: Dancing, but it would be close. He’s good

To me, American Idol is…
Gerry Vaillancourt: A shameful display of fraud and hype. American Idol shows how our culture likes to listen to the sound of someone crash after they fail and are rejected
Ashley: The show that will come on before Glee next season
Ashlie: Done… it’s time for it to end
Tina: Like nails on a chalkboard
Sandi: A popularity contest. Cutest guy wins
Savannah: OK, but my favorite part is the auditions

What I think when I hear Paula Abdul’s name
Gerry Vaillancourt: I hear the sounds of every flighty female that walks the planet
Ashley: “He’s a cold-hearted snaaake, look into his eeeeyes”
Ashlie:  “Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever… ooo oo o!”
Tina: Which planet she’s on today
Sandi: Great dancer
Savannah: Sometimes she drinks too many Shirley Temples

Talent I’d use on America’s Got Talent
Gerry Vaillancourt: Standup comedy and shaking my moo-moo like Benny the Dance King
Ashley: Sometimes it takes talent to know you shouldn’t go on that show!
Ashlie: Dance… duh
Tina: My dancing!
Sandi: Dance a Used to Bees routine
Savannah: Dancing with the Stingers

I would/wouldn’t go on the Real World…
Gerry Vaillancourt: I’d go on, just to bust their chops. One of the dumbest shows in TV history
Ashley: I would have when it was good, although I don’t know if I’m enough drama
Ashlie: It’s a no for me
Tina: Wouldn’t!
Sandi: Would not
Savannah: I wouldn’t because the people on the show are too wild and crazy